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July 17, 2025
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Deliveries Made by Bots? The 2b2t Shop That Trolled Everyone
Welcome to the server where trust is dead, loyalty is a meme, and the economy is run by literal psychos with too much obsidian and not enough sunlight. Today, we’re going deep into the dark underbelly of 2b2t’s “retail” world—specifically, one of the most brilliant (and hilariously fake) marketing stunts ever pulled by a now-defunct team shop: ShulkerRoad, run by the Brownmen in 2022.
Back in the cursed year of 2022, a wild claim emerged from the pixelated wasteland of 2b2t: ShulkerRoad’s deliveries were being made by bots using Baritone. That’s right—Brownmen supposedly had cracked the holy grail of automation. Customers would place an order, and boom—some god-tier AI pathfinder would glide over the lava and dupe-scarred terrain to drop off your 64 god apples like it was Amazon Prime with a death wish.
Naturally, this little nugget of BS made its way into the hands of FitMC, who gleefully repeated it in one of his dramatic deep-voiced lore drops. The playerbase ate it up. “Bots? On 2b2t? Delivering my order while I AFK at spawn?!” The dream.
Here’s the twist that makes this story peak 2b2t: It was all a lie. A juicy, perfectly fermented propaganda campaign designed to build hype and mystique around ShulkerRoad. The “bot deliveries” were actually just one dedicated guy who loved the server and needed a few extra dollars to buy priority queue.
Let that sink in.
All those beautiful mental images of robots navigating spawn’s post-apocalyptic jungle—just a broke nerd doing his best with a donkey and a death wish.
Honestly? Respect.
In retrospect, it was genius. The Brownmen weren’t just selling kits—they were selling a narrative. A dystopian supply chain myth powered by bots, Baritone, and borderline black magic. On a server where every sign is a trap, every handshake a potential backstab, the idea of non-human neutrality was powerful. Bots don’t betray. Bots don’t grief. Bots deliver.
Too bad they don’t actually exist.
The lie worked until it didn’t. Once people realized the deliveries were human-powered, the illusion cracked, and the Brownmen shop eventually faded into the ghost town of forgotten bases and purged end stashes.
Fast forward to 2025: every active shop on 2b2t is run by humans. Tired, paranoid, caffeine-fueled humans with 3 alts and a spreadsheet full of coordinates. No bots. No Baritone. No AI overlords bringing you that sweet stash of XP bottles.
The dream of bot-powered delivery remains a relic of the past—an excellent piece of shitposting-meets-marketing that worked better than anyone expected. Today’s sellers? They grind. They log in. They risk getting chunk banned just to bring you your bedrock dupe kit. Say thank you.
The story of the Brownmen and ShulkerRoad is peak 2b2t: part scam, part art, part tragedy. It reminds us of a universal truth on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft:
If it sounds too good to be true, it was probably engineered by someone who just wanted priority queue.
So next time you order a kit from a shop on 2b2t, don’t ask if it’s a bot delivering it. Just thank the poor soul who dragged it through the digital equivalent of Mordor so you could flex on newfags.
Stay toxic, stay informed.
